Carl’s Jr. has expressly spent the past few weeks proving to the Internet that their culinary team must be high off the finest marijuana that California has to offer. Seriously, they just made it website-official that they are now selling a Hostess Ding Dong ICE CREAM SANDWICH. The last time something like that crossed my mind I was mouth deep in a bong the size of super soaker.
Following the news, we jumped over to Carl’s Jr. to try it (and get the shitty picture you see above).
Just like their Pop-Tarts Ice Cream Sandwich (I told you they got the best dealer in town), their advertising positions it as “hand-scooped ice cream” shoved inside a Hostess Ding Dong. I’m sure the ice cream in the sandwich was “hand-scooped” at some point in time, but I doubt that’s happening in store considering the cashier handed it to me in a sealed plastic bag.
Carl’s Jr. Now Has A HOSTESS DING DONG ICE CREAM SANDWICH.