>>>BREAKING NEWS<<< The People Have Spoken: You Can Now Officially Pre-Order The Blowjob Machine


Last month I broke three keyboards and two fingers while excitedly typing out an article discussing The Autoblow 2, which was billed as “The World’s First Crowdsourced Funding Machine.”

Every generation has that one major invention that changes how the world works: People in the 1900s had electricity, and now we have an electric blowjob machine.

When I first reported on the Autoblow, it had raised $37,000 of it’s $45,000 goal. By the end of the Indiegogo campaign, they had accumulated a total of $280,247.

I’m happy to report that after one of the most anticipation-filled months of my life, the machine is now officially available for pre-order.

If you don’t mind sticking your junk into a machine full of moving parts and can’t think of anything better to do with $129 (which is incredibly reasonable compared to the eventual $150 retail price), you can place your reservation here.

H/T: BetaBeat, Photo Courtesy: Autoblow2

The People Have Spoken: You Can Now Officially Pre-Order The Crowdsourced Blowjob Machine.

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