Is This The Most Redneck Picture In The History Of Rednecks?


Reddit user snapped a picture of an audience member at a recent Monster Jam, which is not a Halloween-themed spread but rather an excuse for people to get drunk and watch cars get crushed by giant trucks. The result is one of the best photographs of a redneck in the wild that you will ever see.

This guy knows how to do a monster truck rally the right way. He’s got an indecipherable tattoo, a flowing mullet, a bright orange XXXL cutoff and a pair jorts that would make John Cena jealous. However, the pièce de résistance is indisputably the bottle of syrup that he’s funneling into his mouth.

I don’t know what’s in that bottle. There’s a pretty good chance that it’s whiskey, but it also wouldn’t shock me if that was actually “authentic” maple syrup. Of course, there’s always a chance that it’s some mixture of the two and, to be honest, any of those three explanations are all equally satisfying.

I almost like the mystery.

Is This The Most Redneck Picture In The History Of Rednecks?.

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Posted on April 20, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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