When it comes to holidays, it’s pretty evident that men get shortchanged. Think about it, every single holiday pretty much shuns us and requires us to spend more money than time with our loved ones.
It’s just the way the world works, and you know what? That’s fine. No, we’re not saying we want to take the evil route and boycott Valentine’s Day.
That’d be overly irrational. But we deserve our own day, too! No, we don’t want flowers and chocolate. No, we’re not complaining that we don’t get enough thoughtful love letters and cards filled with memorable photos we took throughout our relationship.
National Steak and Blowjob Day
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We just want our own day to feel appreciated besides our birthdays, because even those are sometimes tragic. That’s why we love National Steak and a Blowjob day.
What’s better than steak? What’s better than a blowjob? Nothing. The awesome thing is that there are a whole lot of people who agree. There’s even a website dedicated to the entire holiday.
If you’re a male, you might want to remind your significant other that today is your day. Just like she had Valentine’s Day, you’re entitled to your day.
She can either make a reservation for two at your favorite steakhouse or pick up a fresh cut of steak to cook for you tonight.
It might be a little late for that, though. It’s imperative that your steaks are properly marinated and a two-hour marination process is not going to do anything.
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