John Mayer just lost the Best Boobs in Hollywood
Reports are still somewhat sketchy and it might be proven unfounded, considering that just yesterday they were talking about the two setting up wedding plans. However, I’m willing to jump the gun and celebrate the possibility that Katy Perry has finally done the right thing and given John Mayer the boot. Apparently Katy ditched John some time after Valentine’s, a holiday that seems to have done in more than a few relationships I know of this year.
It might not be nice to celebrate a couple’s break up, but I don’t care. This is music to my ears. I always hated the idea of Katy with this guy. He’s not the type any woman should ever try to settle down with in a monogamous relationship. He’s just not capable of it. Somewhere down the line, he’s going to get some sideline action. Hey, I don’t blame him. He’s got hotties clinging to him like lint on a strip of Velcro. No man can turn his back on that kind of shit. Doesn’t matter how hot the woman waiting back home is.
If Katy is looking to settle down, I’m sure she can find more suitable dudes around the various celebrity circles for that. Until then, I’m just going to delight in Katy showing up without any douches in tow, which should look very like this selection of pics I’ve amassed below. Happy day! –