Penis Or Pizza? A Satirical Take On The Decision Every Girl Struggles With On A Night Out | Elite Daily


The clock is rounding 2AM and you have a pretty good buzz going on. You met a great guy at the bar that you are debating bringing back to your apartment for some post-game late night activities. What activities? Are you going to hang out with him before getting down to it? Are you going to smoke a bowl, chill and order late night? Honestly, who even knows what the right move is — which brings us down to the inevitable late night question: penis or pizza?

Do you really want to hook up with this guy or do you want to seek the comfort of Netflix and a cheese pie? It’s about weighing the pros and cons of the situation. Is he hot enough? Is Domino’s open or just the bougie place on the corner? Can I have both? Will he judge me for eating pizza? Do I care? Jesus, this is difficult. Each scenario will result in a different outcome.

How do women deal with this difficult decision? Let’s examine some potential situations below and their outcomes.

Penis Or Pizza? A Satirical Take On The Decision Every Girl Struggles With On A Night Out | Elite Daily.

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